interview with Porky Vagina
Have any of you played in other bands? Sure, we had some silly bands we have played in before.
How is it that you started playing music? It all started back in 2009 on the sunny as fuck plains of Brutal Assault festival in Czech Rep. As a result of a lot of alcohol and our genious minds we made up the band name and track titles before the music was done. Two weeks later our first demo was done and we`ve played our first gig at a local bar.
What are your names? / Who plays what? / How old are you? Right now we play as a three piece. The band includes Bukkake John (guitars, drum programming, synths, some vocals and lots of other stuff), Pig Fucker (vocals, lyrics) and Pussy Pomper (bass, additional vocals). We are all almost 30 physically, but mentally still something around 12.
Have you had other previous members? Yeah, but nobody worth mentioning.
Did you make music even when you were young? At least we tried, but to no greater avail. We just sucked.
Where are you from? Planet Butterfuck, Milkygay Galaxy.
What year did the band form? Then.
What's your style of genre? Psychodelic Necro Grind with disco influences.
What inspires you? Musically? Pretty much everything we listen to and that is a lot of different stuff. Apart from that, Chicago Bulls (mostly Scotty Pippen) and japanese gardening shows. Aaaah I forgot, PIGS, the main theme for most of the songs and PV related stuff.
How often and where do you reherse? Never. To be honest we had only 3 rehersals during 6 years of playing, we are too awesome to do that. Or maybe too retarded.
How have you developed since you started with the music? Of course, like a roll of toilet paper, but we are user friendly and soft. Ultra soft. The kind of toilet paper that you would give to people with haemorrhoids. At the beginning we sounded like a typical oompa oompa grind band, like many. Now we`ve changed a lot and there are too many influences to count, so we`re not your 'everyday grind band' anymore. You`ll see what I mean when the new CD will come out.
Do you have other interests of work outside the band? We are old and poor so we have to have regular jobs, cause we don`t get enough money from playing to quit them. Let`s be honest, who`d want to pay to see us live?
What are your songs about? You won`t believe but we have a lot of love songs. Pig love to be exact.
Who does the composing and writes the lyrics? BJ does the music and the lyrics are written collectively.
Do you start with the music or the lyrics? We start with a blowjob.
Have you done any covers live? Yes, bedsheet covers are always present during our live shows.
What language do you sing in? Polish of course, the most beautiful language with the most foul words in the galaxy.
When did you start to sell merchandise, and what do you have for sale? With the next record we`ll have some CD`s and T-shirts, so be patient and wait, becaue it will be orgasmic.
Where can people buy your merchandise? For now only on cupsell.pl. We are working on a brand new T-shirt design that will be availibe soon.
How do you get psyched for a gig? We drink a lot before playing. Nothing out of unusual.
Do you have any new material? We are currently working on a brand new album at the moment. It will be a cosmic adventure of epic proportions and the second installment in the Great Pig saga (we plan to do a trilogy alltogether). With many different styles blended in, a fucked up story and some really weird music, we hope that you, dear fans, will enjoy it as much as possible. Probably it will be finished til the end of the year. Any details will be posted on our facebook page.
What are your web sites? We have a Facebook page (you can use the facebook browser, cause I don`t remember the address) and a blog in which we post all the recordings (http://porkyvagina.blog.pl/).
What are your plans for the future? Take over the world Pinky.
Do you have something to add? Yes, 2+2. Have a nice day and thank you for your time.