interview with Goblin Clit
What´s the name of your band? Goblin Clit
How was the band formed? I, the Goblin Commander, visited our singer and guitarist Emanuel, the Goblin King, in march 2014. For three days we did almost nothing but smoking and making waffels. But not those bullshit sweet ones I mean real waffles made with cheese, bacon and hot sauce! We sat on his couch when Emanuel suddenly started growling. I've never heard him doing this before and I said 'dude, we should make a Band' ...and so Goblin Clit was born.
Where are all band members from?/Who does what in the band? Emanuel is from Cuba and I, Giuliano, am from Italy but we both live in Germany. Emanuel does the lower vocals and plays guitar while I do the high pichted screams and play bass.
What was the ambitions of the band when you started? Enjoying the energy of Brutal slamming death metal...and waffles
Could you explain your music to someone that haven't heard you? It's all about the samples
Where was your first gig? September 26th will we have the honor the open the release show for FUCK YOU AND DIE. Which is very special to us since we both are big fans of FUCK YOU AND DIE if not the biggest.
What year was the band started? 2014 due to the spiritual blessing of the Goblin green, that burned in a sacred goblin torch and inhaled got us in a hallowed condition, which is also called 'being Goblin green' . On that daywe transformed into Goblins for the first time.
Who writes your songs?/Who writes the music who writes lyrics? Goblin Clit is a two men project and we both write the music. I'd say in more or less even quantity. Lyrics are mostly written in Goblin. To understand this mystical language we have to get in the sacred condition called 'goblingreen'. All lyrics have been recorded in a first take freestyle vocal jam.
Who has the best since of humor in the band? There is no humor in Goblin Clit
What genre do you feel you are? I'm not sure if we are brutal Goblin grind or brutal slammy goblin death...maybe we are brutal slamming goblin gore...
What are your songs about? Out debut EP 'body hook abortion' is, as the following stuff is going to be, about the Goblins that came out of nowhere killing humans in order to smoke them. The more their victims suffer before they get harvested the higher will the goblins become...so mostly 'bout killing, raping and smoking people.
Do you have any clips on YouTube? We're working on a lyric video to 'rape the pope' but the translation from Goblin to english could take some time.
How old are you?/What got you started in music? In our Human forms we are 26 and 22 but there's no age when we transformed into Goblins. Goblins are mystical creatures full of wonders. We ourselfs haven't figured out all of their secrets yet.
What places will you be playing in in the imidate future? We see Goblin Clit's Future in South America....can't say more at the moment but there's something up our sleeves ;)
Is it always the same songs live? Yes, always.
How big crowds do you usually play for? We've never played a show in a huge venue because the local promotors are always afraid it could get to brutal. People might get pregnant in the pit!
Where do you usually play? On my Computer-GTA5 ...but i'm really hooked to sniper elite 3 lately
How do you get psyched up for a gig? The same way as we get ourselfs ready in the studio...with allowing our weak human bodies to transform with the power of the green.
What are your goals with your music? World domination and pussy.
When did you decide to go all in for the music? Could have happened when I quit school and lost my job.
What are your sources of inspiration? I think you got the thing with the Goblin green, right?
What's the first step when making a new song? Answered in the previous question
How do you feel about the downloading of music instead of buying albums? We don't care much 'bout illegal downloading. We even put the whole EP for free unlimited streaming on band camp.
What would be your dreams for the band? We dream of a world free of human parasites. A World in which the Goblins have wiped out every singe trace of human life. A world of peace.
What do you hold most dear? The secrets of the Goblins we have reveiled so far.
What would be your greatest fears for the future? Goblins don't fear...
When you are on stage, what do you fear most then? never
What would you do if there was no music? I guess being even more unemployed
What's the most memorable thing a fan has done for you? BJ
Name 2 of your own songs you like at the moment? For me that'd be 'body hook abortion' and 'Gas chamber gang rape' I think.
What do you feel is the best live band you've seen? Definitely fuck you and die
What drives a band that isn't all that famous and renowned to try to make a living on their music and to keep playing? I guess being way to pissed of 'bout everything else.
Do you have any webpages? facebook.com/goblingrind666
How would you describe your sound nothing really new, but still brutal and all you need. Sometimes all you need is a pizza, no fancy gourmet food. Goblin Clit is like Pizza...a pizza with 300bpm gravity blast beats.
What is your favorite crappy instrument? My good old mandolin...wouldn't call it crappy though